It’s been a while since I took some time to write an article for WirelessIsFun, and kept postponing the “return” over and over again, but today, I just wrote a new article, and I’ll try to keep up, and give it some more time in my schedule.Â
The article is about Ideal WiFi network setups in large homes, and I know it will be useful to some of you.Â
You can read it here.
Good morning everyone! From Maciej Dudek, I got this great version of Tina Turner’s Simply the BEST.Â
For all of you out there that this song really means something, BEST members or not, have some patience at the start, and enjoy the wonderful finale!Â
[via Amec]
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ============ =========
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ==
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
============ = =========
To Conclude:
==>From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have…
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore… from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Aloooohaaaaaaa!!!!
Tocmai ce m-am intors de la mare, si incerc sa imi recuperez zilele de “off-line”. Am fost la un eveniment BEST, numit Presidents Meeting, in cadrul caruia a fost organizat si un BEST Alumni Meeting.
Distractia a fost pe masura asteptarilor, am intalnit oameni pe care nu i-am mai vazut de luni sau chiar ani de zile, si cum a fost primul meu concediu pe bune in ultimii ani, am incercat sa nu intru online, si doar sa stau chill si sa ma bucur de prieteni, si de o pauza.
Am avut piscina acoperita, am fugit pe plaja, seara romaneasca cu multa palinca, vin si mancare traditionala, seara internationala cu diverse tipuri de mancare si bauturi din toata Europa, seara Hawaiana cu cocktailuri diverse, degustare de vinuri, hotel de trei stele si multe multe altele… Poate o sa fac o selectie de poze la un moment dat, si o sa le fac publice, dar asta, doar la un moment dat. Am fost un pic tristi din cauza a sauna era stricata, dar am incercat sa compensam prin alte activitati…
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S-au intamplat multe in ultima vreme, chestii importante, pe care o sa vi le spun pe parcurs. Pana atunci enjoy some pics:
O mica bucatica din “distractie”: [photo by Lihte]
Si pentru ca totul sa fie complet, intr-o toaleta publica pe Autostrada Soarelui am gasit un mic “LOL”:
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to xpress this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are “smart”. Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in.
This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets in this stage. Now of course you still know all, so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.
You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up to the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no worry about losing this battle of wits because you know all, have all the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might erupt if he looses.
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are
still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything of it because they can’t see you. All your social inhibitions are gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.
[via Alex N]
