1377 computational search engine

Most of you [geeks like me] probably know about the new computational search engine Wolfram Alpha which delivers answers based on facts rather than on search strings. [There you go Google, now you have some serious competition!]

They are able to compute quite a few complex answers, delivering correct answers for correct questions. 

For example, they are able to tell me the distance from one remote town in Romania to some other remote town in Japan, or in the US with interpreted distances, and travel times by different means of locomotion like this or this. It can tell you how many calories you had for breakfast if you use it like this, or compute a sum together with its limit divergence/convergence, function graph etc. and many many more type of queries are available on their example page.

The funy part was today when I asked it about my birthdate, and I got the results in the image below. 

1377

If I only had asked it 40 weeks before… :P

PS: 1377 – 40 = 1337

Clown Joke…

So these two very decent canibals were sitting down for dinner, and eating a clown.

A bit of salt here, a dash of pepper there, you get the idea.

At a certain point, one of them says:

- Dude… Does this taste funny to you?!

Definitions

A while ago I sw this movie, and I think it’s time I shared it with you. 

This is the description rom the author, and you might get some insight from his words and explanations… 

You call people by what they accept, not by what they dont.
In this sense the word atheist is redundant.

I accept physical evidence and reasoned logic (PEARL), the core of the scientific method.

It has made our standard of life vastly better.

It has also delivered us incredible destructive power. In a society like this those who act on faith (without evidence) are an increasing hazard to us all.

The power that science delivers us must be wielded responsibly, else there will be noone left to discuss the folly.

Doomsday, end of times Christians like PCS (posterboy for creationist stupidity) lust and desire the end of the world.

Religion such as this in a society such as ours is simply a recipe for disaster.

Star Trek 11

Ever since I was a little kid, I can remember following Jean Luc Picard and the team from Star Trek – The Next Generation on TV, and I was always mesmerized by their adventures, I still know by heart the starting words from every episode’s intro sequence, and I always perceived the last words as a challenge: “… To boldly go, where no man has gone before!” After I grew up, I started watching all the series: Deep space 9, Voyager, Enterprise and even the Original Series, but those were a little hard to digest.

On the 8th of May 2009, Star Trek 11 will come to cinemas all over the world, and I can barely wait. I just watched the trailer, and it looks extremely promising to say the least.  Watch the trailer, and let me know what you think. 

 

The Perfect Christmas…

Have you ever thought about a Christmas where the roles were reversed? 

There you go, enjoy… This video made me sad… 

[Via Mishoo]


Formula 1 New rules

Ever since I was a little kid, the only passion I had related to cars, engines and driving was watching the Formula 1 races every other Sunday. I used to wake up at impossible hours for some races, and watch re-runs just for the thrill of it. 

I remember Ayrton Senna, and Nigel Mansell, I used to love Jacques Villeneuve or Alain Prost and so on. They were my Gods, and I loved each and every one of them.

Then, the Schumacher era began, races started to become more and more dull, and on top of that, the Romanian TV station covering the event hired a (please excuse my french) retarded braindead sports “connaiseur” Miki Alexandrescu which took out every bit of fun out of Formula 1, so I lost interest, and watched a race here and there from time to time.

This year, things are going to change a lot on the circuits, and the fun seems to be coming back! Watch the following short movie with the changes for the 2009 Grand Prix, explained by Sebastian Vettel.

Check your kid’s homework!

This was a kid’s homework about his mommy’s job:

The second day, the mother wrote a letter to the teacher stating: 

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

[via BP]

Looking for a Flex Developer

Back in November I changed jobs, and started working for Satori Technologies. 

The company is looking for a talented Flex Developer, so if you are good with flex, or you know someone that is good with Flex, let us know! 

Below you have the company’s “ad”:

Flex Developer

We are looking for hard working and experienced Flex/Flash/Actionscript 2-3/FMS ninja with passion for creating intuitive and attractive Rich Internet Applications.

Responsabilities:

- Create stunning Flex/Flash user interfaces and complex user interactions;
- Deliver quality, object oriented Actionscript (2&3) code;
- Create custom Flex components;
- Customize/Skinning of the Flex controls/UI in respect to the graphics provided by our great designers;
- Optimize the flash output for best performance and size;
- Document your work;
- Have fun while working !
- Experience with Flash Media Server and streaming related technologies is a huge bonus;
- An eye for good taste in design is a huge plus;
- Great attention to details is a must!

Please send us your resume at jobs@satori.ro