Writer’s block

Ensign Morris and The Captain return

– Hey Captain!

– Hey Morris! What’s up?

– Dunno sir… I was just talking to Ania and she told me today that she is in a “writer’s block”… she can’t write anymore, she feels that her target audience is not reached and a fat bitch is reading her blog 3 times a day… Do I look that FAT sir?!

– No Morris… relax… you’re not a bitch… But you could use a subscription to the spa 😉 Now get me an Ultimate Long Island please.

PS: Ania WE MISS YOU!!!!

– Sir… Did you hear the  latest gossip?

– Nah… what?

Alex from fenomental.com is a traffic addict… 😀

Sandwich…

Reading my e-mails since 5AM this morning, I stumbled upon one which was hilarious. I’m a huge comic fan, rss feeding myself wulffmorgenthaler.com, Fredo & Pidjin – who just turned two a couple of days ago, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and keep them coming!

Returning to my morning dose of coffee, errm, comic strips, I was talking about this one:

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It made me laugh so hard, that I decided to blog about it. For those of you who know what sudo is, KUDOS of course, for those who don’t, just RTFM! sudo(8), sudoers(5).

Monday… manic monday

– Good morning Ensign!
– Good morning Captain!
– Go get me a coffee until I search for these visual images I saw last night while sleeping.
– What images? When?
– VISUAL IMAGES SEEN WHILE SLEEPING you moron! Dreams…
– … coffee coming right up sir (I hope the replicator works… 😐 )

– Here it iiiis… my preciooouuussss…

– Sorry sir, the replicator doesn’t work, I’ll just try making a coffee by myself… (If I remember how.. 😐 )
– Thanks Morris. I’ll just watch this video in the meanwhile.