Caminul 5, sau cum sa dai o palma la un căcat

campus.jpgNu stiu cati dintre voi ati avut ocazia sa vedeti caminele din Observator. Da, da, alea de la Poli, cu 4 – 5 in camera, cu buda si dusul pe palier, caminele medicinistelor vis-à-vis etc. Am trait acolo o vreme, si recent, din afara, am inceput sa observ schimbari in bine: termopane, renovari, culori pastelate, mai mai ca incepea sa imi para rau ca m-am mutat din camin, ca nu mai e acolo gasca de prieteni, oamenii cu care stateam la chefuri pana la 12 apoi venea portaru’ si ne trimitea in oras ca „dupa doişpe vine miliţia” si mergeam, sau noptile de MAFIA in sala de lectura, serenadele medicinistelor… eh. Istorie, detalii…

Cea mai remarcabila schimbare, a suferit-o insa Caminul 5. Auzeam diverse: „baie in camera“, „2 in camera“, „camere de camere“, „mansarda“. Caminul 5 parca tot timpul a fost mai curat, si aveau flori, si chestii… Eu am stat in 7. Am trecut peste renovare, ca nu eram destul de curios ce si cum. De vreo doua saptamani insa, la un eveniment intern BEST, am ramas peste noapte in camerele care le-am primit pentru eveniment, si am ramas blocat maxim:

  • Termopane la maxim!
  • Parchet pe holuri!
  • Parchet in camere!
  • Camere de supraveghere pe holuri!
  • Mansarda!
  • Baie in camera!!!
  • Mobilier nou!

Si acum sa va spun ce nu mi-a placut:

  • Termopane la maxim – atat de subtiri ca dimineata se auzeau niste pasarele care ciripeau in copaci… Nu, nu era deschis geamul, si nu cred ca trebuie sa va explic cum suna un 35 dimineata la 5:30 cand il ambaleaza un cretin de la RATUC pe Observatorului si cand e somnul mai dulce nu? Si bineinteles, si usile sunt din termopan… macar atat, decat alea de pe vremuri pe care le deschideai impingandu-le cu cheia mai mult decat invartind-o in broasca si apasand pe clanta.
  • Parchet pe holuri – care e pus atat de prost, incat daca ar trece o pisica tiptil tiptil ar suna mai tare ca toba mare de la Fanfara Ciocarlia cu Loredana…
  • Parchet in camere – vezi mai sus…
  • Camere de supraveghere pe holuri – ca sa ce?! Big Brother?
  • Mansarda – Nu era gata… (Se lucreaza de un an la caminul ala, daca nu mai bine)
  • Baie in camera – drept urmare, camerele sunt mult mai mici: incap linistit 2 paturi, si doua mese, eventual 4 paturi daca le supraetajezi, de frigider nu va mai faceti iluzii, poate pe hol langa dulapul minuscul in care incap 2 tricouri si un gel de dus. Eventual si periuta de dinti, daca ai numai una. Ah! Si toata „baia” e din termopan… NETRANSPARENT perversilor!
    • Dus – Asta e bine, doar ca nu ai cum sa te speli fara sa tii cumva jetul pe unul din peretii de termopan, deci ZGOMOT frate. Si dimineata zgomotul doare. Sa nu va spun ca e o vanita mica patrata acolo, nu ai cum sa nu faci dus fara sa nu uzi *tot* in cutia aia care se numeste baie, si evident dupa ce termini sa te dusezi, sau dai cu mopul, sau cari 10 kile de apa in camera pe parchetul ala frumos.
    • Lavoar – asta e chiar bine… nu am nimic de comentat aici. E o chiuveta, e destul de mare, good for them!
    • Toaleta – Nu a fost cazul, dar va dati seama ca e acolo, o buda care o sa puta prin toate lipiturile alea de termopan care nu prea exista. Si nu ma refer ca nu o sa isi faca oamenii curat, doamne fereste, dar mai vine unu deranjat la stomac, si atunci tine-te bine!
  • Mobilier nou – paturi misto(4), saltele relaxa, etajere, 2 mese, si un dulap minuscul. Dupa remodernizare, abia mai ai loc sa te invarti in camera…

M-am tampit eu sau sunt si puncte bune?! Am stat doar o noapte, e adevarat, dar parca preferam baia aia pe palier, la ce e acum acolo. Sunt foarte curios de niste reactii de la oameni care stau efectiv acolo.

PS: Nu e o gluma de 1 Aprilie…

Omleta cu pirati, rom si catzele

Is de aproape 20 de ore la birou, tura din aia lunga si criminala, si asteptand mirificii colegi cu chei la purtator si masina in parcare sa mergem pana in Valahia sa infulecam un platou din ala sanatos, am trecut prin RSS Reader, am terminat repede ca nu au avut oamenii inspiratie, si apoi am inceput sa o iau razna prin blogroll’uri si commenturi aiurea.

Peste ce credeti ca am dat? peste o Cătza’ cu o reteta incredibila ce mi-a activat toate reflexele pavloviene de imi saliveaza care este si anume cavitatea bucala mai rau ca servetelele umede. Ce reteta? pai cum ce reteta? click ACI! ca vad ca si stilul de scriere l-am preluat de foame. Ca altfel, io nu scrie chiar asa. Nuah ii uram bun venit in reader, si impletim dejtele sa aungem la masa *azi!*

Din seria partyurilor cu nebuni si nebunii, sambata seara am fost la Josh, adica in Le General,  unde am stins becurile si am aprins lumanarile intre 20 – 21, ca ora pamantului a fost peste noi, si am avut si fluturasi; am asistat la o dubla zi de nastere si anume a lui Bogdan Fetita si Vlad KooKool, si pe langa toate astea, a fost si “Pirate’s Party”, promotie de la Captain Morgan Rum (Please drink responsibly!) cu capitanul langa noi, un cufar fara de comoara, cu tricouri si bandane, si niste “morganette” cu fuste scurte si picioare lungi… Va dati seama ca toata lumea cauta comori ascunse nu?!

Drept urmare doi linkuri pe  YouTube:

Si  ceva poze…

Nudismul, sau dezbracatul in public

Lorand R. Minyo mi-a transmis o leapsa destul de personala, pe care nu prea am cum sa o refuz, ca mi-am cerut-o cu lumanarea. Sa ii spunem exercitiu de curaj.

La fel cum zice si el, mai jos au sa apara chestiuni personale, indecente, x-rated sau oricum altfel vreti voi sa le spuneti. Nu o sa va trimit pe disney.com ca stiu ca nu o sa mergeti, si o sa incepeti sa cititi cu interes ce scrie mai jos.  Dar, aduceti-va aminte: daca cititi, o faceti pe propria raspundere, si nu puteti folosi nimic de mai jos impotriva mea!

Explicatie scurta, ulterior adaugata:

Corina: si dupa ce se face leapsa aia?
Corina: care-i regula?
Corina: scrii 100 si ceva de chestii … jenante more or less despre tine ?
.marius: nu
.marius: se ia lista respectiva,
.marius: si se boldeaza chestiile care le-ai facut.
.marius: si is 200 fix…

Deci sa incepem:

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars
21) Changed a baby’s diaper
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight

29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight

33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb

36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster

42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days (oh those exams!)
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day

46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing

60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice (Hugarian police doesn’t speak English… )
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow

69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain

79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better

84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten
divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage

110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone

123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read – and understood – your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? (not yet)
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did

138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph

154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper

172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions

175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86
ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ

198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

 

Si daca tot e o leapsa, ar fi frumos sa o dam si mai departe:

Evident, in stilul caracteristic, leapsa poate fi preluata de oricine, mai ales de cei din BlogRoll… 😉

Un zambet, o palma!

Iar luni, inca o saptamana de lucru, inca o primavara, inca un martisor…

Acum o saptamana sau doua, mergeam spre casa, intr-un 30 atat de gol incat aproape imi lipsea mirosul de naftalina emanat de pensionari dimineata in inghesuiala de la primele ore. Mai erau in autobuz inca 3 persoane. O femeie plictisita langa un copil care facea ce facea si isi lipea nasucul de geamul mizerabil, si o tipa pe la 20 de ani, imbracata decent, fara fite de Obsession, cu privirea pierduta undeva in luminile metropolei. Soferul, regele soselelor, imi cam facea probleme cu tinutul de bara, ne zguduia nevoie mare si asculta o muzica populara a la tezaur folcloric de pe vremea raposatului.

Ajungem prin Parcul Central,  si vad cu coada ochiului domnisoara cum se ridica, si se pregateste sa coboare. Vine spre usa din mijloc incercand sa isi pastreze echilibrul, incet, incet, se agata de bara de sprijin de langa mine, si inainte cu 10 metri de statie, evident frana mult asteptata. Se dezechilibreaza, si ma impinge un pic. Primul contact vizual… se imbujoreaza instant pana in varful urechilor, zambesc, zambeste, is cere scuze abia soptind, si coboara.

Soferul sodomizeaza in continuare cutia de viteze a masinii, si inainte sa inchida usile, intr-o fractiune de secunda  inainte sa se auda huruitul motorului, vad ciumpalacul de cartier, pantofi cu toc in fata, blugi “uzati” si geaca “Harrisson” din piata Marasti,  cum isi arunca tigara cu un gest sictirit si de undeva din fundu’ gredinii cum ar zice un bun prieten, ii arde o palma fetei… “Cine-i ala?!?” aratand spre mine…

Eu raman blocat, fata isi culege plasa de jos, autobuzul pleaca…

Anul acesta e an bisect. O “traditie” spune ca fetele dau baietilor martisoare in anii bisecti.

Exercitiu de finete

Se dau urmatoarele:

  1. una bucata chiuveta plina cu vase de 2 zile.
  2. una bucata cana de cafea cu resturi pe fund, si o lungurita infipta.

Se plaseaza cana langa chiuveta.

Se spala toate vasele din chiuveta (tacamuri included… urasc sa spal tacamuri)

Se curata chiuveta dupa acest pas de detergent si alte resturi.

Se plaseaza cana murdara in chiuveta curata, si… goala.

Se specifica faptul ca in chiuveta nu erau vase murdarite de mine.

De asemenea se specifica ca acea cana, este proprietate personala, si a fost folosita de mine. (Da, scrie numele meu pe ea)

Se pleaca la birou, si vom reveni intr-o emisiune urmatoare (un Later Edit adica) soarta canii… 🙂

Ce credeti ca se va intampla cu acea cana?! Vom vedea in episodul urmator!

PS: Edi, ignora acest post 🙂

 Later Edit:  Cana este curata, si asezata frumos pe suportul de uscat vase. Se pare ca scopul exercitiului a fost atins. 😉

Tribalwars.net / Die-Stamme.de / Triburile.ro

I used to play for a few months TribalWars then it got boring, no action no nothing I left my account in sitting with a bunch o villages maxed out, and while I was gone, a long expected war happened, I lost my villages, and I started fresh, on a new continent, with new neighbors (or farms, however you wish to call them) and a tribe in need of leadership. Considering this is the “fun” growing part, not so much time lost at this moment, I guess I’ll start playing again for a while, until I grow a bit, and until it will take more time than I can afford to spend on it, or maybe I’ll just go to the end of that world. All this happened in tribalwars.net on world7. Now I play on two worlds world7 and world13 – which is just beginning slowly, so you might be interested to join us, if so, use this link.

One of my tribe mates in world7, found a great defensive guide, which makes perfect sense, and I invite you to read it if you are a TW player. If you are not, just skip 🙂

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Vinerea neagra

M-am trezit azi cu un chef nebun sa scriu pe blog. Habar nu am ce o sa scriu, asa ca o sa ma las purtat de taste, si de privirea Doamnei Galadriel pe al doilea display, cafeaua fierbinte, gandul la curcani, pelerini si ale cele.

ring.jpgLOTR

Am primit acum ceva vreme trilogia Lord Of The Rings, plus Hobbitul, cartea care povesteste mai in amanunt aventurile lui Bilbo Baggins unchiul lui Frodo, si Silmarillion, care ne aduce povesti din primul Ev al Pamantului de Mijloc. Am trecut de Hobbit, Fratia Inelului, si in weekend sper sa am timp sa termin si Cele Doua Turnuri. Intre timp folosesc monitorul secundar sa ma uit la Fatia Inelului (EXT DVD) daca tot nu a aparut Grey’s Anatomy azi… inca.

One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

black_friday_980.jpgBlack Friday

Vinerea neagra, se pare ca e o zi de vineri (DOH!) in State, cand pentru cateva ore sunt niste reduceri semnificative la produse, de la 5 – 6 dimineata pana pe la pranz. Primul venit primul servit, marcheaza inceputul sezonului de cumparaturi de Craciun. Let the shopping frenzy begin! De fapt e prima vineri dupa ziua recunostintei. Prea multa istorie aici deja, folositi wikipedia mai departe.

harta_ratuc.jpgTramvaiul

Tramvaiul este acel minunat mijloc de transport pe care il urasc. Ma enerveaza zgomotul, ma enerveaza ca ma arunca de colo colo, sau e frig sau e al dracului de cald… ma enerveaza. Cu tramvaiul am multe aventuri, cea mai tare lunea trecuta, dimineata. Mergeam spre casa dupa o tura de noapte duminica, cu muzica in urechi toate bune. Se termina bateria, reapare zgomotul de fond, mai sunt 3 statii. Nu mai e mult. Parca imi vine sa atipesc… liniste… la statia urmatoare cobor! liniste… visez? Nu, nu mai visez. Am ajuns la capatul liniei. Ma ridic, vatmanul tocmai iesea din cabina lui sa isi stampileze hartiile. Se uia blocat la mine, zambesc, ii spun buna dimineata, si scap un “am fost de servici de noapte“. Zambeste molcom, ardeleneste, ca un om care a mai vazut destui tampiti ca mine, si trece mai departe. Noroc ca stau la penultima statie, si am ajuns rapid acasa cu un mic detur de 15 minute.

Azi, dupa multa vreme am vazut si eu un controlor RATUC pe tramvai. Evident ca mi-a expirat abonamentul… toate mi se intampla mie 🙁 Dar tipul nu si-a dat seama. Era mai adormit ca mine. Trebuie sa imi fac altul azi.

Un individ din fata mea, pe la 45 de ani, cu o haina proaspat scoasa de la naftalina, nebarbierit, prototipul clar al muncitorului de fabrica se tot agita pe scaun. Isi tot scapa capul in piept, ca apoi sa sara ca ars, cu o privire buimaca care cerea inapoi in pat, la caldurica. S-a ridicat de 2 ori de pe scaun intre statii, a mers pana langa usi, s-a uitat atent afara, si s-a asezat inapoi. Nu ajunsese la destinatie. Ultima statie, gara. Toata lumea ramasa se ridica, ne indreptam spre usi, tipul doarme. Oare unde o sa se trezeasca?

By the way… It’s FRIDAY!

Rammstein… Links!

Every morning, after I get some coffee, I just sit with Carmen 2 and try to get a hold of what’s been happening the last few hours I’ve been sleeping. Today is not about Rammstein, it’s about links. Things I’ve read, things I thought were interesting, just stuff.

First of all, I have no clue why I’m writing in English today, considering most of the links will be in Romanian, but hee I go:

 

  • Licurici wrote about the Rohia Monastery, a story that got my attention after the first few words, because it had something about it, “quelque chose du cachet” if you remember the French phrase. But here it is: Povestea manastirii Rohia. Liku, you really need to add a search option on your blog.
  • Sergiu Biris, from Trilulilu told us about the problems Trilulilu is facing, and I decided we are all going to support him. RIGHT?! Here is the story, again in Romanian: Ba da, inteleg (Congrats on the Internetics award!!!)
  • Via Groparu we learn about a young Italian man who thought that if Romanians can steal in Italy, he can steal in Romania: Cetăţean italian prins la furat

Now that’s about it, things I thought were interesting. I think that most of you read already about Ion Iliescu and his new blog. Well, he is also available on Twitter now: http://www.twitter.com/ioniliescu Talking about Web 2.0 and how to gain some more votes… *schmuck*

PS: The wonderful Yahoo! Messenger 9.0 BETA is refusing to let me set my own status… 🙁 And the avatar is not working either… Come on Yahoo! team, throw a new release at me!

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Bula, papagalul si viagra…

Am primit azi de la nimeni altul decat Dom’ Episcop, Mircea de la Moldova cunoscut si sub numele de “Stapanul matzei” sau in engleza mirifica “Za Pussymaster” acest preafrumos banc… Nu e tocmai nou pentru unii dintre voi, dar pentru mine a fost. Gata. Am citat sursa, poftiti bancul:

Bula cumpara o cutie de viagra. Ajunge acasa, si din greseala papagalul mananca toate pastilele! Tanarul, nestiind cum sa-l scoata din calduri, il baga in congelator, ca doar doar, s-o racori nitzel. Dupa cateva ore, isi aminteste de papagal… Deschide usa, si vede papagalul transpirat tot. Tanarul, mirat, intreaba:

– Ce ai facut ma??? Cum de esti tot transpirat???

La care papagalul: Buey varule… tu stii cat de greu e sa cracanezi puii astia congelati?

Trecand peste asta, imi spunea cineva ca nu scriu destule chestii personale pe blog, si e prea tehnice, si e prea rare, chiar si alea… Eh, c’est la vie… toujour parshive

Sfatul zilei: Feriti-va de struti (STRUTZI) . Cine stie cunoaste…

10 minutes later edit: gmail changed… something changed… Free IMAP? 20 MB attachments? no… it’s something else. the “Better gmail” tool doesn’t work anymore, whatever, but I feel it a little bit more fluid… It sort of moves better… did you notice?!