Daca tot ii febra de filme

// si ca tot e febra de filme mai nou, si filme care par tentante hai sa parodiem unu

Ardealu…… ultima frontiera…… astea-s calatoriile carutzii lui Ion…… misiunea ei continua : sa exploreze zone pe unde nu a calcat inca picior de ungur, sa-l duca pe Ion catre casa de la crasma din sat, sa caute noi forme de viata prin incercarea de a se imperechea cu toate Mariile din sat [inclusiv cu iapa de la caruta pe care tot Maria o cheama si cu care are fantezii in fiecare seara, dar ea il vrea doar ca prieten si sa-i dea cu biciu; fiecare cu ale lui], sa mearga boldly [da mah; e cuvant ardelenesc cu copyright] de unde nimeni nu a iesit [de fapt e vorba de o buda din aia ca la tara].

si acum melodia : ta ta taa ta taaaa, ta ta ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa,ta ta taa ta taaaa, ta ta ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa [woooossshhhhhhh], ta ta taa ta taaaa, ta ta ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa, ta ta taa ta taaaa, ta ta ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa, [wooossssshhhhhhhh;  mnoh, daca asa face caruta, ce i-om face ?],ta ta taa ta taaaa, ta ta ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa, ta ta ta ta tat ta tat.
Episodul 1 : Blogu lui Ion; data stelara : a 2-a zi dupa betie……

Regizoru’ : TAIATI !!!! mah Ioane, mah; da’ du-te si taieti unghiile mah. Ca nu parodiem X-Men aci……  inca.

// mnoh, nu mi-o iesit parodia asta….  promit ca ma revansez urmatoarea, dar va dati seama ca va mint pe fata

Star Trek

Am fost ieri la Star Trek. Multiplex Odeon in Polus, sunet excelent, imagine geniala, si filmul ELEGANT! 

A foste genial(da, stiu ca ma repet dar nu se poate altfel), abia asteptam sa il vad, si nu mi-a inselat asteptarile. Spock rulez  😉 

Lumea din sala a fost extrem de binecrescuta, nu am avut telefoane care sa sune aiurea, si nici comentatori tampiti prin zona. Intr-un cuvant, the perfect experience… Anyways, merita vazut, probabil de  2 – 3 ori la rand chiar, si cam asta o sa fac si eu… vine cineva la film azi? 

Star Trek TOS (The Original Series) e singura versiune care nu am vazut-o… Cred totusi ca o sa incep sa o folosesc pe post de serial de adormit… 

Ultimul text de pe final e cel de la serialul The Next Generation, si nu m-am abtinut, si l-am zis cu voce tare in sala… si nici macar nu aveam tricoul verde cu tractor pe mine… 

Enjoy!

Star Trek 11

Ever since I was a little kid, I can remember following Jean Luc Picard and the team from Star Trek – The Next Generation on TV, and I was always mesmerized by their adventures, I still know by heart the starting words from every episode’s intro sequence, and I always perceived the last words as a challenge: “… To boldly go, where no man has gone before!” After I grew up, I started watching all the series: Deep space 9, Voyager, Enterprise and even the Original Series, but those were a little hard to digest.

On the 8th of May 2009, Star Trek 11 will come to cinemas all over the world, and I can barely wait. I just watched the trailer, and it looks extremely promising to say the least.  Watch the trailer, and let me know what you think. 

 

How do you blog?

A few weeks ago, I read on DailyBlogTips a nice guest post by Joshua Clanton about blogging like a Klingon. Yes, you heard me right, blogging like a Star Trek Klingon. In his opinion “In the world of Star Trek, Klingons are known as a warrior people, formidable in battle, fierce in their passions, and concerned with honor above all. But the life of a Klingon has lessons for humans, even for that sedentary class known as bloggers. Here are three proverbs that can help you learn to blog the Klingon way

If you think that was interesting, a few days ago, he came up with a second part of that post, bloging like a Vulcan. And believe it or not, everything he wrote there, makes complete sense, and like in the first post, he uses Vulcan proverbs to put blogging in perspective: “Of all the aliens in the Star Trek universe, Vulcans are probably the most well-known, thanks to Mr. Spock. Vulcans, by and large, are a people devoted to logic and suspicious of human emotionalism. As a result, they tend to be highly practical and place a great deal of trust in scientific methodology. Over the centuries, they have developed certain precepts to guide their thoughts and actions. Here are four which can be applied to blogging…

The two posts can be reached by clicking on the appropriate image below, I suggest you read them, and think about them, and use them the best you can.

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The Daily Blog Tips is one of the few RSS feeds (about 5) that were not placed inside a category in my RSS Reader. They are just in the root, and I can barely expect to read what they write next.

Joshua Clanton is a freelance web designer who blogs about design, productivity, and creativity. He’s also quickly approaching his long-term goal of watching every Star Trek episode ever made.

The images were created by Eli from PhotoshopStar.

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