Copied from Justin R. Erenkrantz / Tech Support Price Guide
Tech Support Pricing Structure
Regular (as it were) Prices for Technical Support/System Administration:
Calling me with a question $10
Calling me with a stupid question $20
Calling me with a stupid question you can’t quite articulate $30
Implying I’m incompetant because I can’t interpret your inarticulate problem description $1000+punitive damages
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