Check your kid’s homework!

This was a kid’s homework about his mommy’s job:

The second day, the mother wrote a letter to the teacher stating: 

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

[via BP]