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SYSADMIN(1) Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â SYSADMIN(1)Â
NAMEÂ
    sysadmin  – responsible for everything imaginable that mayÂ
    or may not have to do with the system you’re using.  Con-Â
    traction of “system” and “administrator”Â
SYNOPSISÂ
    sysadmin [-ab] [-cd] [-ef] etc……Â
DESCRIPTIONÂ
    sysadmin takes care of everything, is generally harangued,Â
    must be supplied with coffee, chocolate,  and  alcohol  inÂ
    order  to  function  properly, cannot be exposed to directÂ
    sunlight, and must not be allowed to have a life.Â
    sysadmin is not intended  as  a  user  interface  routine;Â
    other  programs provide user-friendly front ends; sysadminÂ
    is used by everyone who can track him [her] down.Â
    With no flags, sysadmin reads its standard input up to  anÂ
    EOF,  or  a  line which sysadmin wishes to parse, and thenÂ
    proceeds to ignore it entirely and read news all day. WhenÂ
    invoked  with the -w option, sysadmin reads standard inputÂ
    and responds according to terms of job description.Â
OPTIONSÂ
    -bofh  Go into Bastard  Operator  From  Hell  mode.  ThisÂ
       option  causes  sysadmin to use tools stored in theÂ
       /usr/lib/bofh directory to parse the standard inputÂ
       and route user tasks appropriately.Â
    -cd   causes   sysadmin  to  become  caffeine-deprived,Â
       resulting in system slowdowns.Â
    -b   causes the sysadmin to function normally while aug-Â
       menting  the  standard  input with beer(5).  Can beÂ
       used with the -t option  as  well,  depending  uponÂ
       which version of sysadmin you are running.Â
    -t   causes  the  sysadmin  to  smoke tobacco, which canÂ
       result in significant performance improvement, pro-Â
       vided you are running the correct version of sysad-Â
       min.Â
    -Cfile Specify an  alternate  configuration  file  (sysad-Â
        min.cf is the standard).Â
    -dX   set debuggin value to X.Â
    -fFullnameÂ
       Set the full name of the sysadmin.Â
    -Bf   Create the sysadmin.cf configuration freeze file.Â
    -lname Sets  the  name  of  the  “luser”  person (that is,Â
       originator of a given request). -l can only be usedÂ
       by “trusted” users (who are listed in sysadmin.cf).Â
NOTESÂ
    The -t option should not be used with a version of  sysad-Â
    min which is not capable of parsing tobacco input.  ThoughÂ
    the functionality of this command may seem similar to  theÂ
    -b  option,  it  should  not  be confused with that or theÂ
    related -c option.