Sitting here, having my 4th coffee today + red bull…

Adding a stupid joke, that made me laugh my pants off:

– Hey neighbor! I’m sooo pissed!

– Why man? What’s wrong?

– My wife is cheating on me!

– How do you know?

– Well, she told me she slept at Julie’s house the other night…

– So?

– I slept with Julie the other night!