It was about time this happened, and honestly, I’m going to personally write a letter of recommendation to everyone that wants to use Windows this way. The procedure is simple, I can offer free trainings on it, I will even come to your place, almost for free…Â
Below you have a basic example, but the various situations you can take advantage of this situation are basically limitless…Â
[Pictures from Ducu Epure]
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Damn damn damn, all this below sounds exactly like I used to do things back in the day… funny as hell tho…
[Via Alex N]
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto Gmail and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.
19. While you’ve got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).
23. Check out bored.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.
26. Look through your housemate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your email.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am – start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.
Lume lumeeeeee, avem de vanzare niscaiva componente:
laptop fujitsu siemens amilo Pa1510 – 1200 RON neg
smartphone HTC 3600 impecabil – 900 RON neg (sau schimb cu un nokia + diferenta)
aparat foto canon S3 impecabil – 900 RON neg
router wireless linksys wrt54gl – 180 RON neg
switch repotec 16P – 80 RON neg
hands free tip colier cu 2 casti + magnet – 200 RON neg
Detalii mai jos (inclusiv contact)
Tehnologie AMD Mobile
Tip procesor Mobile AMD Turion 64 X2
Model procesor TL-50
Frecventa procesor 1600 MHz
Cache L2 2 x 256 KB
Diagonala 15.4 inch
Tip display WXGA TFT
Tehnologii BrilliantView
Rezolutie 1280 x 800 pixeli
Chipset video ATI Radeon Xpress 1100
Capacitate memorie video pana la 256 MB
Capacitate HDD 120 GB
Interfata SATA
Memorie RAM standard 1024 MB
Tip memorie RAM DDR2
Sloturi de memorie 2
Unitate optica DVD+/-RW
Difuzoare incorporate Da
Card reader 4-in-1 ( SD, MMC, MS, MSPRO )
Retea Ethernet 10/100
Wireless 802.11 b/g
Modem 56K V.92
Porturi 1 x IEEE 1394
1 x CRT
1 x Line-out
1 x Line-in
1 x DC-in
1 x RJ-11
1 x RJ-45
1 x S-Video
3 x USB 2.0
Sloturi de extensie 1 x ExpressCard 34/54
Tehnologii Kensington Lock
Baterie Li-Ion, 6 celule
Autonomie pana la 2 ore
OBS: are schimbat in garantie display, ram, placa de baza, hard, practic este nou, provenienta emag.ro
smartphone HTC 3600 impecabil
Retele GSM 850 / GSM 900 / GSM 1800 / GSM 1900 / UMTS / HSDPA
Tip TFT LCD QVGA touch screen, 65K color
Rezolutie 240 x 320 pixels 2.8”
Recunoasterea scrisului de mana
Tip Polyphonic (40 channels)
Vibratii Da
Agenda Nelimitata
Registru apel Da
Memorie 64 MB RAM, 128 MB ROM
Procesor Samsung® SC32442A 400 MHz
Slot Card mini SD
GPRS Class B / Multi-slot standard Class 10
GPS Da HSCSD EDGE Class 10, 236,8 kbps
3G Da, 384 kbps
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11b/g
Bluetooth Da, v2.0
Port infrarosu Da, SIR
USB Da, mini USB
OS Microsoft WindowsTM Mobile 6.1 PDA Phone Edition
Mesagerie SMS, MMS, Push E-Mail, MSN Messenger
Jocuri Da
Ceas Da
Alarma Da
Culoare Alb
Camera 2,0 MP, 1600 x 1200 pixelii, VGA – a doua camera pentru apeluri video
Tip Recincarcabila Li-Ion Capacite: 1500 mAh
Standby Pana la 250 h
Talk time Pana la 5 h
OBS: impecabil, Rom Karmba_a 8.0 EN-Windows 6.1 Build 19588-TouchFLO Full Programs & New Skin WINDOWS MOBILE 7
aparat foto canon S3 impecabil
Tip senzor CCD
Dimensiune senzor 1/2.5″
Rezolutie 6 MP
Tip procesor de imagine DIGIC II cu tehnologie iSAPS
Rezolutii de imagine (L)2816 X 2112, (M1) 2272 X 1704, (M2)1600 x 1200, (S)640 x 480, (W)2816 x 1584
Clipuri video (L)640 x 480, 30/15fps (M)320 x 240, 60/30/15fps
Display Vari-angle P-Si TFT 2.0″, 115000 pixeli
Vizor electronic 0.33″, 115000 pixeli
Zoom optic 12x
Zoom digital 4x
Viteza obturator 15 – 1/3200 sec
Tip focalizare TTL auto / manuala
Distanta focala 6.0 – 72 mm
Stabilizator imagine Da (Shift-type)
Sensibilitate ISO Auto, High ISO Auto, 80, 100, 200, 400, 800
Moduri de balans de alb Auto, Insorit, Innorat, Tungsten, Fluorescent, Fluorescent H, Custom
Incorporat Da – Automat, Blitz fortat, Reducere ochi rosii, Sincronizare lenta, Fara blitz
Raza de actiune Panoramic: 50 cm – 5.2 m, Tele: 90 cm – 4 m
Conectare blitz extern Compatibil cu HF-DC1
Multishot max. 2.3 fotografii pe sec.
Autodeclansator 10, 2 sec
Efecte fotografice My Colors Off, Vivid, Neutru, Sepia, Alb negru, Positive Film, Lighter Skin Tone, Darker Skin Tone, Vivid Blue, Vivid Green, Vivid Red, Custom Color
Redare fisiere JPEG, AVI
Functii Ultrasonic Motor, Bracketing focus, Sound Memo, Senzor de orientare poza, Histograma, PictBridge, Compresie fisire (Superfine, Fine, Normal), Control expunere, Macro
Tip memorie suportata SD / MMC
Tip acumulator 4 x AA
Porturi USB 2.0 Hi-Speed,
AV Out
Sisteme video NTSC, PAL
Sisteme de operare compatibile Microsoft Windows 98SE/2000/ME/XP, Mac OS X v10.2 – 10.4
OBS: impecabil, provenienta SUA amazon.com
router wireless linksys wrt54gl VANDUT
Wireless Access Point Router w/ 4-Port Switch 802.11g and Linux,
Specificatii: Porturi:
1 x Wireless Access Point
1 x RJ-45 WAN
4 x RJ-45 10/100 Full Duplex
Securitate:
Criptare TKIP
Wireless MAC address filtering
Criptare AES
SPI Firewall
Standarde:
IEEE 802.11g
IEEE 802.11b
OBS: impecabil, firmware schimbat, provenienta emag.ro
switch repotec 16P
Model:RP-SW16P
Nr. porturi 16 RJ-45 ports for 100BASE-TX and 10BASE-T connectivityTransfer
Supports NWay protocol for speed (10/100Mbps) and duplex mode (Half/Full) auto-detection
Alte facilitati
Complies with 10BASE-T specifications of the IEEE802.3 standard
Complies with 100BASE-TX specifications of the IEEE802.3u standard
Supports back-pressure (half duplex) and flow control (IEEE 802.3x)
OBS:impecabil
hands free tip colier cu 2 casti + magnet
OBS: ideal in sesiune
pentru informatii gasiti omul pe yahoo messenger: gociucatalin sau la tel 0763612433
Hai sa facem un mic exercitiu practic de gandire LOGICA:
Ce se intampla in momentul in care primesti un mail care iti spune ca ai castigat ceva? 10.000 de EURO!!! Mai mult?! Avem sa zicem 2 variante, grosso modo:
a) Esti omul care e destul de obisnuit cu “online-ul”
b) iti verifici mailurile o data pe saptamana, si astepti vesti de la rude din strainatate, sau astepti mesaje de la prieteni doar, nu folosesti internetul zilnic, si nu reprezinta o parte importanta a cunostintelor/experientelor tale. Esti un incepator in ale internetului, ai nevoie de ajutor sa ti se reinstaleze windowsul…
Rezultatele acelui mail despre care vorbeam in al foilea paragraf, e simplu:
a) fuck it, e spam. Delete, trash, bla bla.
b) WOW! Am castigat! Dar cum se poate? nici nu am jucat!Repede sa vedem despre ce e vorba…
Evident varianta a) nu ne intereseaza, dar ce face persoana de la Varianta b) ? Citeste atasamentul, da click pe link, si pana la urma din 500 de oameni 450 ajung sa isi dea datele, care vor fi vandute mai departe pe bani buni. Mergand mai departe, in unele cazuri din cei 450, probabil 10 – 20 o sa continue “discutia” cu persoanele care au trimis mesajul initial, o sa ajunga sa depuna bani la banca intr-un anume cont sau sa ii trimita prin Western Union, MoneyBookers sau alta agentie similara spre acel expeditor initial, pentru ca acesta sa poata rezolva cateva probleme “aparute” pe parcurs, nu se pot scoate banii din banca din cauza unor comisioane, trebuie platit avocatul, trilili lalala si asa mai departe… Esti sigur ca nu vrei sa fii unul din cei 450? Atunci, daca totul pare OK cu un mesaj pe care l-ai primit, inainte sa iti trimiti datele, incearca sa intrebi un prieten, sau un vecin, sau pe oricine care are un pic mai multa experienta decat tine in ale calculatoarelor. Nu fii mare si tare! Nu ai nimic de pierdut daca intrebi pe cineva!
Acel cineva, 99,99% din cazuri iti va spune ca e doar SPAM, o alta metoda de “phishing”
Tine totusi minte: Persoana care iti va spune ca e SPAM Nu are nimic de castigat spunandu-ti tie asta!
Un exemplu concret, a fost un mail pe care l-am primit azi:
[click pe poza pentru versiunea originala]
[click pe poza pentru versiunea originala]
Hai sa facem o lista cu chestiile care au dat de gol acest mesaj ca fiind phishing pentru mine:
De dragul articolului prezent, am salvat fisierul PDF, pe care il puteti downloada de AICI. In totala siguranta, nu e nici un bau bau acolo, nici un virus sau troian, doar niste text.
Bun, hai sa ne uitam la fisierul PDF, si de ce ar putea fi acesta SPAM:
Trebuie sa mai continui?!
PS: Daca imi gasiti si mie greseli in text, imi cer scuze, si accept critici
😉
Great hype around the new Google Browser, Chrome, on the web these days, and I have to admit It got me started on so many levels! After reading the pre-launch comic book teaser I have to say I was extremely impressed by everything they said there, and I was looking forward to it, with my fingers crossed. I am sure the final product, or at least the first release out of beta will be great, bt right now, I’m not so excited anymore, nor disappointed, but all in all it’s lacking some stuff at the moment.
I loved the fact that it imported all my settings/bookmarks/browsing history/account usernames and passwords from Firefox, I love the fact that it’s slick, clean, gives back to the user a huge space to load pages compared to Firefox or Internet explorer, the tabs are great, the way it handles every tab like a standalone application rules!
But, there are some things it can’t do properly yet… like loading asp pages. Yes, I have a mail account on an Exchange server, I use Outlook Web Access for that and it does not work on Chrome as of yet. I uploaded some 50 pictures on Photo Bucket and when I realized they were the wrong pictures I tried to delete them, but that managed to crash Chrome. Carmen, my laptop, has a fresh Windows XP install, and that might or might not have something to do with stuff not working properly, but if a few hours ago I was ready to click the “Use Chrome as your default browser” right now I’m not so sure I’ll press it just yet…
Great job Google! But I want at least what Firefox can give me…
Later Edit: Apparently the ASP problem is just on my side, I’m trying to figure out what’s happening on my system and why it does not work, but it still crashed *completely* not just the one abusing tab like they said it would.
On a more soothing note, this is a memory consumption report between Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox, with the same number of tabs opened, and the same content in the tabs!
Now this is a great way to spend some money and get a nice decoration for your room…Errrr, I mean a cool PC case
🙂
[via Cristi Boldan]
Tocmai am primit un mail de la un utilizator c*free, folosind formularul de contact de pe site:
Tuesday, August 12, 2008, 1:27 pm [EST]
Attention: Contact cfree / Utilizator
Message: shi sunt de acord cu internet wireless 😀 deoarece e mai convenabil cand ai laptop shi eu am un calculator dar vreau sami iau un laptog shi sa imi pun internet wireles deoarece este mai interactiv
😀
From: ady (************@yahoo.com)
Additional Info:
IP = 79.112.224.* [RDS Vaslui]
Browser Info: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.16) Gecko/20080702 Firefox/2.0.0.16Referral : http://www.cfree.ro/
Nuah ce parere aveti despre asta?
Ma intreb care e partea cu interactivitatea sporita…
Nu stiam de ce mi se misca greu windowsul…
Original Install Date:Â Â Â Â 9/1/2007, 9:13:52 PM
System Up Time:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 5 Days, 18 Hours, 59 Minutes, 48 Seconds
System Manufacturer:Â Â Â Â Â Â Acer, inc.
System Model:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â TravelMate 2480
System type:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â X86-based PC
Rebooting now…
Windows blows killing several win32 only programs in its path…
Din motive mai mult sau mai putin obiective, in ultima vreme, a se citi ultima jumatate de an, am folosit ca si sistem primar de operare pe laptop Windows XP Pro. Motivele obiective, tin de faptul ca am inceput sa il folosesc la birou cand lucram niste ore imposibile, in timpul serviciului nu puteam reinstala linuxul care era cam obosit, si windowsul mi-a oferit destula stabilitate o vreme, cu 2 GB de RAM si customizat la maxim. Cu timpul, m-am trezit ca incet incet windowsul magar mare cum e el de obicei, a inceput sa se miste tot mai fecal, si mai penibil, dar problema era alta… miliarde de setari, parole salvate prin diferite keychainuri, VPN´uri, chestii care s-au adunat si faceau tot mai greoaie trecerea de la wingoz inapoi la linux.
Pana azi…
…cand m-am trezit ca orice browser as folosi, paginile o iau razna, si dureaza o vesnicie pana reusesc sa fac ceva. Nu se poate asa, am nevoie de viteza, am nevoie sa lucrez cu browserul, nu imi ajunge consola si IM´ul. Nu mi se pare normal sa incarc pagina de la Google, da da, aia cu o singura imagine si ceva text in 4 – 5 minute de parca sunt iar pe vremea US Roboticsurilor puse pe linii inchiriate de la romtelecom acum 10 ani.
Am schimbat antivirusul de la avast la kaspersky, implicit scanat crap, si totul era OK, am upgradat toate pogramelele care le tineam rezidente in memorie la ultima versiune, verificat servicii, si apoi am chemat un specialist… Bogdan, care pana la urma, e Windows Admin din ala cu mcse´uri si chestii. Nimic. Problema continua.
Drept urmare, Carmen 2 se muta pe Ubuntu 8.04, pana apuc sa fac un backup la datele din windows si sa reinstalez. Dar, daca versiunea 8.04 nu o sa imi faca probleme cu revenirea din stand-by ca si cea precedenta, o sa revin si eu la Linux ca si sistem de operare primar. O sa reinstalez windowsul pentru chestiute mai delicate cum ar fi un CS (Counter Strike) din cand in cand, dar cam atat.
Go Ubuntu! Tweaking time!
Ah, daca apucati careva sa cititi asta in timp util, si v-ati batut de problema asta, va rog dati un semn… Sunt curios ce mama dracu ar putea sa aiba…
Daca phishingului de la “Orange” ii lipsea cu desavarsire un corector de text, Alina Floroiu de la Rinf ICT Solutions a folosit unul mult prea exhaustiv…
Nu pot sa inteleg cum apar persoane de genul asta, in pozitii cheie din companii mici/medii/mari. Aici ajung cei cu diploma de licenta luata pe pile, zmEURO sau cumparata din alta parte? Am intalnit HR’isti buni, si HR’isti mai putin buni, dar unele chestii nu ar trebui trecute cu vederea, si in ziua de azi, limba engleza e unul dintre ele. Te poate opri din citit documentatie la un moment dat, te poate opri din a duce un dialog cu un client/furnizor/partener strain, pe scurt, poate sa coste firma mult.
Eu, ca tech support ce sunt in momentul asta, nu as aplica pe un asemenea job, decat daca eventual consecinta ar fi sa dorm intr-o cutie in gara. Dar sa nu va mai tin in suspans [click pentru a mari imaginile] si urmariti traducerile din engleza in romana.
Descrierea postului:
We are looking for a Websphere Specialist
(cautam un specialist in sferele web-ului)to administer and monitor Middleware Software products,
(sa administreze si monitorizeze produse software de mijloc),offer consultancy and support (installation, testing, troubleshooting, problem-solving) for internal applications.
(sa ofere consultanta si sprijin – instalari, testari, impuscat necazuri, rezolvare de probleme – pentru aplicatiile interne).Cerinte:
You need to have a Bachelor’s degree,
(trebuie sa ai o diploma de burlac),good knowledge of Windows2000, XP and UNIX environment OS
(bune cunostinte de Ferestre2000, XP si UNIX),and knowledge of WebSphere Application Server, WBI, ICS, or WebSphere Portal is a must.
(cunostintele de server de aplicatii sfera web, WBI, ICS sau portal sfera web sunt absolut necesare).
Linkul spre anunt este AICI.
[via Tavi]