Ensign Morris and The Captain return
– Hey Captain!
– Hey Morris! What’s up?
– Dunno sir… I was just talking to Ania and she told me today that she is in a “writer’s block”… she can’t write anymore, she feels that her target audience is not reached and a fat bitch is reading her blog 3 times a day… Do I look that FAT sir?!
– No Morris… relax… you’re not a bitch… But you could use a subscription to the spa 😉 Now get me an Ultimate Long Island please.
PS: Ania WE MISS YOU!!!!
– Sir… Did you hear the latest gossip?
– Nah… what?