Sitting here, having my 4th coffee today + red bull…
Adding a stupid joke, that made me laugh my pants off:
- Hey neighbor! I’m sooo pissed!
- Why man? What’s wrong?
- My wife is cheating on me!
- How do you know?
- Well, she told me she slept at Julie’s house the other night…
- So?
- I slept [...]
Apai eu am la firma o sumedenie de portari. Adica vreo 4 cred. Si lucreaza ei dom’le ore din alea imposibile de 24 cu 48, stau in camaruta lor la intrare, si isi fac treaba.
Unul dintre ei a inceput sa prinda curaj in ultima vreme, avand in veder ca suntem singurul birou din cladire care [...]
Stiu ca toamna se numara bobocii, dar am observat o chestie: in fiecare dimineata, cand ma duc si eu la birou la ore rezonabile (9 - 10 AM) observ ca media de varsta a oamenilor de pe strada este cu mult peste 50 de ani. Da, pensionarii. Merg la piata, merg sa isi plateasca [...]
After the Math Proficiency test before, having a practical test would be just the thing to do.
Let’s take object A, moving with speed x which collides with object B. If the result can be seen in the below picture, what was the speed of the fox? (Object B)
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EAST LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
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1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?
2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If [...]
Via [Filip Chereches Tosa], am aflat azi despre StudentMarket.ro. O idee preluata de Andrei Gheorghe de pe afara, la fel ca si Ghelirul de acum cateva luni, cred ca o sa aiba un impact puternic in campusurile romanesti. Ai ceva de vanzare? iti faci un cont, il postezi si astepti sa apara cumparatorii! La fel, [...]
Lately, Microsoft entered the hosting business with full throttle. The number of Windows servers available on the web for hosting purposes, VPS’s on Microsoft Windows 2003 or DDS’s on MSVS grows quite exponentially.
At this point the end user, the customer does not care much what platform he is hosted on (i.e. Linux or Windows) if [...]
M-am trezit azi cu un chef nebun sa scriu pe blog. Habar nu am ce o sa scriu, asa ca o sa ma las purtat de taste, si de privirea Doamnei Galadriel pe al doilea display, cafeaua fierbinte, gandul la curcani, pelerini si ale cele.
LOTR
Am primit acum ceva vreme trilogia Lord Of The Rings, plus [...]
Evident ca toti avem problema si in acelasi timp placerea asta… Problema, pentru ca multe is vechi si se repeta, dar din cand in cand vin si unele care nu le-am auzit, si care ne starnesc un zambet tamp de la o ureche la alta, cateodata acompaniata de un hohot interminabil de ras… (Octav, daca [...]
Continuing the recent started tradition, I’ll start the post with a joke. Of course all the women related jokes can get pretty boring, so I’d say a joke about IT guys would be appropriate today:
The IT department in a medium sized company, the geeks, decide to have a party over the weekend:
Geek1: So it’s settled [...]
